Donâ€™t Drink and Google
Copyrighted by Lorna Tedder. Originally published in Passion to the Third Degree .
Oh…if it werenâ€™t so pathetic, it would be funny. I received a message tonight from a girl in Arizona. Or maybe a woman. Iâ€™m hoping sheâ€™s just very young and ignorant, but the level of gumption makes me shake my head.
On the out-of-date Spilled Candy site, there are articles on Wiccan names that talk about the different names/terms that Wiccans use to refer to themselves. This is just too self-righteous not to share.
Here it is, word for word:
Iâ€™m looking for wiccan names for my cats. Iâ€™m a Christian who does not subscribe to Wiccan beliefs but finds the names very interesting. Iâ€™m acquiring 2 new kittens next week and want to name one of them Minnerva and call her Minnie. The other maybe Matilda, but I was searching for names. When I Googled â€œWiccan Names+Femaleâ€ your website was second on the list. I find this interesting since I canâ€™t find any Wiccan names on your website anywhere.
I believe in Jesus Christ the only Son of God, our Lord, Who lives and reigns by the Holy Spirit. I believe in God the Father Almighty.
I believe that I am not perfect and cannot enter Heaven as an imperfect being. Jesus paid my penalty for imperfection on the cross and made my way to Heaven possible.
Thatâ€™s what I believe.
Now where are the Wiccan names I asked for?