Reverting to My Roots
Copyrighted by Lorna Tedder. Originally published in Third Degree of Contrast.
On occasion, Â I Â revert Â to Â my Â roots Â and Â my Â South Georgia accent comes out with a vengeance. Â My daughters think itâ€™s hilarious.
Iâ€™m not sure what triggers it.
The girls tell me that whenever I tell a story from my childhood, Â I Â start Â talking Â â€œSouthernâ€ Â again. Â (Hey! Â Yâ€™all donâ€™t be makinâ€™ fun of my raisings or sumpinâ€™!)
Sometimes when I return from a visit to the farm, Iâ€™ll hang onto my drawl for a couple of days and the girls fear it wonâ€™t go away. (I reckon they were jesâ€™ about as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockinâ€™ chairs….)
And for some strange(r) Â reason, I revert to my roots when I turn protective, especially if Iâ€™m suddenly a representative Â of Â all Â the Â mothers Â in Â the Â world. Â Like Â today, when I was dropping Shannon back at her dadâ€™s and two little boys were playing in the edge of the street. Their ball got away from them and rolled right under my car, even though I was doing about .25 miles per hour when it happened and very aware, maternally so, that there were two little boys playing ball in the edge of the street while their dad was goofing around in the garage. I stopped the car and waited for them to retrieve the ball while Oblivious And Â Useless Â Father Â Figure Â checked Â out Â the Â edge Â of Â a brick on his garage door and never looked up and I, of course, could Â have squished either boy or grabbed both kids and been half way to Â Montana by the time he noticed they were gone or, more likely, by Â the Â time their mom came out and asked him where the boys were.
As I told Shannon, â€œI oughtta roll that winder down anâ€™ tell â€˜em to tell their daddy he better be payinâ€™ attention toâ€”â€
Thatâ€™s when Shannon started laughing.